The Weird Al Show Theme

written by "Weird Al" Yankovic

The Weird Al Show Theme!

Oh... this is a story about a guy named Al,
and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal,
but the sanitation workers really didn't approve,
so he packed up his accordian and had to move
to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory,
and he played on the company bowling team,
and every single night he had a strange recurring dream
where he was wearing lieder-hosen in a vat of sour cream;
but that's really not important to the story!

Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist with a spatula tatooed on her arm.
But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number then he got himself a job on a tater-tot farm,
and he spent his life savings on a little twenty miles below the surface of the earth,
and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich --
for what it's worth!

Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free,
and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as could be,
and it turns out he's a big show producer on TV;
so he gives Al a contract and whaddayaknow,
now he's got his very own

Weird

Al

Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

Yeah-yeeeah!! Yeah-yeeeah! Yeah-yeeeeeeeaaah!!!

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