Mission: Laundry Day
16:07 -- Using my newly-upgraded scanning equipment, a CMG Infinity flashlight, my initial findings revealed a significant ferret stash below my sleeping quarters. I allocate resources for the mission, and make preparations.
16:13 -- After approving the mission with my commander, I embark on my mission. I prepare the excavation site and begin disassembly of my sleeping quarters.
16:25 -- The ferret seems to be getting more resourceful. I discover new artifacts and several items I have never seen before. The culprit also appears to be more efficient than ever.
16:45 -- Mission accomplished. Ferret stash eliminated. Detailed findings in progress.
16:56 -- Detailed extraction report:
- 1 Shortbread cake
- 1 Package shortbread cakes
- 1 Motherboard <--> USB connector
- 1 Lacy red bra
- 1 Blue swim cap
- 1 Generic Mary Kay beauty kit
- 1 Nature's Choice cereal bar
- 1 Package of artists' charcoal
- 1 Heat-n-Bond iron-on adhesive cloth
- 1 Empty package of fake beef jerky
- 2 Maxi pads
- 2 Rubber bullets
- 1 Spherical die
- 2 Pincushion pins
- 3 Bath-soap beads
- 1 Pair of my underwear
- 1 Pair blue panties
- 1 PCMCIA ethernet/modem plus dongle
- 2 My black socks
- 9 Black socks from my roommate
- 5 My old white socks
- 8 My new white socks
- 1 Happy ferret
- 1 Chip Clip.
- 1 Severely chewed rubber ball. Red. This is the same ball I've found in at least a dozen other places, and I keep throwing it away.
- 3 Insoles.
- 1 pin.
- 1 pin cushion. Tomato-shaped. With pins.
- 2 brand-new white socks. Never been worn.
- 1 pair spider socks.
- 1 black sock.
- 1 blue sock.
- 1 embroidered ferret sock.
- 1 bag of feminine hygiene products.
- 1 bag fake beef jerky (full).
- 2 hair bands.
- Many shredded paper towels.
- The usual thousands of food bits.
- Cat's water dish.
- Cat's food dish.
- 1 cat turd. WTF?
- 2 pairs of socks.
- 2 misc foam pads.
- 1 long foam-rubber thingy. WTF?
- 1 stick of multicolored bubble gum.
- 1 empty Ramen seasoning packet.
- 2 plastic bottle caps.
- 3 dozen feathers.
- 1 bazillion pieces of cat food.
- 2 bazillion pieces of black carpet fluff.
- 1 guilty ferret.