Ferret Stashes

It's laundry day. I need to find all the clothes the ferret hid, so I can wash them.

Mission: Laundry Day
16:07 -- Using my newly-upgraded scanning equipment, a CMG Infinity flashlight, my initial findings revealed a significant ferret stash below my sleeping quarters. I allocate resources for the mission, and make preparations.

16:13 -- After approving the mission with my commander, I embark on my mission. I prepare the excavation site and begin disassembly of my sleeping quarters.

16:25 -- The ferret seems to be getting more resourceful. I discover new artifacts and several items I have never seen before. The culprit also appears to be more efficient than ever.

16:45 -- Mission accomplished. Ferret stash eliminated. Detailed findings in progress.

16:56 -- Detailed extraction report:

• 1 Shortbread cake
• 1 Package shortbread cakes
• 1 Motherboard <--> USB connector
• 1 Lacy red bra
• 1 Blue swim cap
• 1 Generic Mary Kay beauty kit
• 1 Nature's Choice cereal bar
• 1 Package of artists' charcoal
• 1 Heat-n-Bond iron-on adhesive cloth
• 1 Empty package of fake beef jerky
• 2 Maxi pads
• 2 Rubber bullets
• 1 Spherical die
• 2 Pincushion pins
• 3 Bath-soap beads
• 1 Pair of my underwear
• 1 Pair blue panties
• 1 PCMCIA ethernet/modem plus dongle
• 2 My black socks
• 9 Black socks from my roommate
• 5 My old white socks
• 8 My new white socks
• 1 Happy ferret

17:02 -- Mission cleanup in progress. Reassembly of sleeping quarters completed, and laundry collection initiated.

What was under my bed this time?

• 1 Chip Clip.
• 1 Severely chewed rubber ball. Red. This is the same ball I've found in at least a dozen other places, and I keep throwing it away.
• 3 Insoles.
• 1 pin.
• 1 pin cushion. Tomato-shaped. With pins.
• 2 brand-new white socks. Never been worn.
• 1 pair spider socks.
• 1 black sock.
• 1 blue sock.
• 1 embroidered ferret sock.
• 1 bag of feminine hygiene products.
• 1 bag fake beef jerky (full).
• 2 hair bands.
• Many shredded paper towels.
• The usual thousands of food bits.

What I found under the couch:

• Cat's water dish.
• Cat's food dish.
• 1 cat turd. WTF?
• Earmuffs.
• 2 pairs of socks.
• Pikachu.
• 2 misc foam pads.
• 1 long foam-rubber thingy. WTF?
• 1 stick of multicolored bubble gum.
• 1 empty Ramen seasoning packet.
• 2 plastic bottle caps.
• 3 dozen feathers.
• 1 bazillion pieces of cat food.
• 2 bazillion pieces of black carpet fluff.
• 1 guilty ferret.

All items (except the ferret) were stolen and hidden (by said ferret).