Ferret Stashes

results of my recent excavations
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2001-05-14

Time for laundry
It's laundry day. I need to find all the clothes the ferret hid, so I can wash them.

Mission: Laundry Day
16:07 -- Using my newly-upgraded scanning equipment, a CMG Infinity flashlight, my initial findings revealed a significant ferret stash below my sleeping quarters. I allocate resources for the mission, and make preparations.

16:13 -- After approving the mission with my commander, I embark on my mission. I prepare the excavation site and begin disassembly of my sleeping quarters.

16:25 -- The ferret seems to be getting more resourceful. I discover new artifacts and several items I have never seen before. The culprit also appears to be more efficient than ever.

16:45 -- Mission accomplished. Ferret stash eliminated. Detailed findings in progress.

16:56 -- Detailed extraction report:

  • 1 Shortbread cake
  • 1 Package shortbread cakes
  • 1 Motherboard <--> USB connector
  • 1 Lacy red bra
  • 1 Blue swim cap
  • 1 Generic Mary Kay beauty kit
  • 1 Nature's Choice cereal bar
  • 1 Package of artists' charcoal
  • 1 Heat-n-Bond iron-on adhesive cloth
  • 1 Empty package of fake beef jerky
  • 2 Maxi pads
  • 2 Rubber bullets
  • 1 Spherical die
  • 2 Pincushion pins
  • 3 Bath-soap beads
  • 1 Pair of my underwear
  • 1 Pair blue panties
  • 1 PCMCIA ethernet/modem plus dongle
  • 2 My black socks
  • 9 Black socks from my roommate
  • 5 My old white socks
  • 8 My new white socks
  • 1 Happy ferret
17:02 -- Mission cleanup in progress. Reassembly of sleeping quarters completed, and laundry collection initiated.

2001-03-20

What was under my bed this time?
  • 1 Chip Clip.
  • 1 Severely chewed rubber ball. Red. This is the same ball I've found in at least a dozen other places, and I keep throwing it away.
  • 3 Insoles.
  • 1 pin.
  • 1 pin cushion. Tomato-shaped. With pins.
  • 2 brand-new white socks. Never been worn.
  • 1 pair spider socks.
  • 1 black sock.
  • 1 blue sock.
  • 1 embroidered ferret sock.
  • 1 bag of feminine hygiene products.
  • 1 bag fake beef jerky (full).
  • 2 hair bands.
  • Many shredded paper towels.
  • The usual thousands of food bits.

2001-03-09

What I found under the couch:
  • Cat's water dish.
  • Cat's food dish.
  • 1 cat turd. WTF?
  • Earmuffs.
  • 2 pairs of socks.
  • Pikachu.
  • 2 misc foam pads.
  • 1 long foam-rubber thingy. WTF?
  • 1 stick of multicolored bubble gum.
  • 1 empty Ramen seasoning packet.
  • 2 plastic bottle caps.
  • 3 dozen feathers.
  • 1 bazillion pieces of cat food.
  • 2 bazillion pieces of black carpet fluff.
  • 1 guilty ferret.
All items (except the ferret) were stolen and hidden (by said ferret).
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