The Weird Al Show Theme!
Oh... this is a story about a guy named Al,and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal,
but the sanitation workers really didn't approve,
so he packed up his accordian and had to move
to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory,
and he played on the company bowling team,
and every single night he had a strange recurring dream
where he was wearing lieder-hosen in a vat of sour cream;
but that's really not important to the story!
Well the very next year he met a dental hygenist with a spatula tatooed on her arm.
Then one day Al was in the forest trying to get a tan
Weird
Al
Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Yeah-yeeeah!! Yeah-yeeeah! Yeah-yeeeeeeeaaah!!!
But he didn't keep in touch, and he lost her number then he got himself a job on a tater-tot farm,
and he spent his life savings on a
and he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich --
for what it's worth!
when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man.
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free,
and the guy that he rescued was as grateful as could be,
and it turns out he's a big show producer on TV;
so he gives Al a contract and whaddayaknow,
now he's got his very own
